Things You Say 100 Times a Day

You’ve probably found yourself repeating the same shit over and over....Whether you’re wrangling toddlers, negotiating with preschoolers, or reminding your teens (again) to put their dishes in the sink..

Here are the things moms say 100 times a day (or at least it feels like it!):

It's a Beautiful Morning:

• Time to wake up!

• Yes, we have to wear pants.

• Yes, we have to wear shoes.

• Let's brush our teeth

• Come on! Mommy is late!

Mealtime:

• Fine, but after this, no more snacks!

• Just one more bite.

• It's gonna spill! *spills water*

• Come on buddy, it is yummy.

• No, you cannot survive on snacks alone.

• Try it please!

Leaving the house AT ALL:

• We are leaving in five minutes

• Get your shoes

• GET. IN. THE. CAR.

• Why are we always late?!

• You can eat it in the car, lets go!

Around the house:

• We have to clean up before we get something else out

• Please take this to your room

• Throw it in the trash!

Negotiation:

• If I get to 3....

• 1....2.....2 and a half.....

• Nice try.

• I said no! Don't ask again!

• Timeout.

Bedtime:

• It's time to calm down

• No you don't need another snack

• If you don't brush your teeth I'm gonna hold you down and do it

• I love you, but go to bed.... PLEASE!

THE ULTIMATE MOM CLASSIC:

• I love you!

Motherhood is a wild ride, and sometimes all you can do is laugh at the chaos. What are some of the things YOU say 100 times a day? Drop them in the comments! 😊